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@ 2008-12-15 21:33:00
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Chinese 'classical poem' was brothel ad

A respected research institute wanted Chinese classical texts to adorn its journal, something beautiful and elegant, to illustrate a special report on China. Instead, it got a racy flyer extolling the lusty details of stripping housewives in a brothel.

Chinese characters look dramatic and beautiful, and have a powerful visual impact, but make sure you get the meaning of the characters straight before jumping right in.

There were red faces on the editorial board of one of Germany's top scientific institutions, the Max Planck Institute, after it ran the text of a handbill for a Macau strip club on the front page of its latest journal. Editors had hoped to find an elegant Chinese poem to grace the cover of a special issue, focusing on China, of the MaxPlanckForschung journal, but instead of poetry they ran a text effectively proclaiming "Hot Housewives in action!" on the front of the third-quarter edition. Their "enchanting and coquettish performance" was highly recommended.

The use of traditional Chinese characters and references to "the northern mainland" seem to indicate the text comes from Hong Kong or Macau, and it promises burlesque acts by pretty-as-jade housewives with hot bodies for the daytime visitor.

The Max Planck Institute was quick to acknowledge its error explaining that it had consulted a German sinologist prior to publication of the text. "To our sincere regret ... it has now emerged that the text contains deeper levels of meaning, which are not immediately accessible to a non-native speaker," the institute said in an apology. "By publishing this text we did in no way intend to cause any offence or embarrassment to our Chinese readers. "

But publication of the journal caused some anger among touchier internet users in China who felt the institute had done it on purpose to insult China, or that it was disrespectful to use Chinse as a decoration. But generally, the faux-pas sparked much amusement among Chinese readers.

On anti-cnn.com, a foreigner-baiting website set up after a commentator on the US broadcaster made anti-Chinese comments following the crackdown in Tibet in March, the reaction was mostly "evil fun". One wrote, "Next time, please find a smart Chinese graduate to check your translation", and another said they should try writing "I am illiterate".

The journal has since been updated online and its cover now carries the title of a book by the Swiss Jesuit, Johannes Schreck (1576–1630). The Jesuit text in question was "Illustrated Explanations of Strange Devices".

Chinese is a tonal language, which means words sounding the same can often have very different meanings depending on how they are spoken.

There are tales of drunken teenagers walking out of tattoo parlours with characters reading, "This is one ugly foreigner" or "A fool and his money are easily parted".

Another web-user wrote: "I recently met a German girl with a Chinese tattoo on her neck which in Chinese means 'prostitute'. I laughed so loud, I could hardly breathe."




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[info]hkleo_da
2008-12-16 02:44 am UTC (link)
yeah Germans

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This post is interesting...
[info]traveler02
2008-12-16 03:04 am UTC (link)
One of my favorite authors was John Patric. He wrote in his book "An American Hobo in the Orient" of an anecdote of an visiting chinese exchange student who was being feted by his host family in the US with a party in his honor. The wife of the sponsor was wearing a coolie coat to make the student "feel" more at home and during a break in the polite conversation, the student leaned over to the host and asked if his wife knew what the words printed on the back of the coat said. When the man asked what they meant, the student said it was an promotional ad for a brothel. And this story is from the 1930's!

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Re: This post is interesting...
[info]neplusultradeus
2008-12-16 07:10 am UTC (link)
Now that is good :^).

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[info]brian48216
2008-12-16 03:54 am UTC (link)
I'd love to meet this
"sinologist"

Don't they have tests for this shit!?

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[info]neplusultradeus
2008-12-16 07:16 am UTC (link)
I'd like to meet him too, lately I've been having trouble breathing at night due to nasal congestion.

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[info]gwai_lol
2008-12-16 03:41 pm UTC (link)
"Chinese is a tonal language, which means words sounding the same can often have very different meanings depending on how they are spoken."


LOL, no shit! Being a n00b to the language and speaking it usually results in lots of laughs from the in laws. Thats okay though, their english can be equally funny. Like the time Johnny's uncle made a sign that said "Cock and Pepsi" hahah.

I am amazed they didnt double check what they put on there. WTF? I am paranoid about that shit.

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[info]neplusultradeus
2008-12-16 06:27 pm UTC (link)
I always get a kick out of reading instructions written by some Chinese guy whos English teacher obviously wasn't a native speaker. I figure it's a little window into Chinese grammatical syntax, which I find interesting. Syntax in Spanish is different than English too. You'd say "pants blue" instead of blue pants...

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[info]gwai_lol
2008-12-16 06:30 pm UTC (link)
using verbs in different tenses is SO MUCH EASIER in Chinese(cantonese, I dont know mandarin) than Spanish though.


I gave up trying to learn Vietnamese, Cantonese is easier. I have to guess peoples ages and take their gender into account when I greet them and shit? Fuck that, haha.

In Cantonese, "neih hou ma" works for men, women and children of all ages. Simple! Plus the tones in Vietnamese are so much harder to make than Cantonese tones(at least for me it is), and I feel like I sound like a racist asshole that is making fun when I am genuinely trying to practice Vietnamese words with my mother in law, whereas Cantonese sounds a little more natural.

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Is Wayne Dead?
[info]neplusultradeus
2008-12-19 07:07 am UTC (link)
I think Carolyn may have killed him!!!

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Re: Is Wayne Dead?
[info]neplusultradeus
2008-12-19 07:08 am UTC (link)
He'd been sending us secret messages of doom, maybe they weren't a joke!?

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Re: Is Wayne Dead?
[info]traveler02
2008-12-20 03:50 am UTC (link)
He is lost to the world of Men. He is now a pod person, i.e. domesticated.

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Re: Is Wayne Dead?
[info]neplusultradeus
2008-12-20 06:42 am UTC (link)
Is this what all us other men are to expect? Is there no defense? Even temporary? Certainly there must be something we can do to defeat the zombies?

Waiting to hear.

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Re: Is Wayne Dead?
[info]traveler02
2008-12-20 07:21 pm UTC (link)
Sports bars were once touted as the magic bullet for the condition known as "Terminal Domesticatitis" but 20 year longitudinal study has shown that the results were mixed, and fraught with side effects. Both the test and control groups developed beerguts, and half of both groups showed receding hairlines although no direct link has been found between beer consumption and hair loss. Medical researchers are continuing the search for a permanent cure, but until the cure is found, doctors can only prescribe Porsche 911's, and Harley Davidson knuckleheads for symptomatic relief for sufferers. Buying a new gun and going for a week long course at Thunder Ranch also has been known to help bring relief.

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Re: Is Wayne Dead?
[info]neplusultradeus
2008-12-21 06:08 am UTC (link)
Wayne Chiang with a beer belly. That's something I'd like to see :^). Wayne, we'd be beer belly brothers :^)!

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Re: Is Wayne Dead?
[info]wanusmaximus
2008-12-22 03:48 pm UTC (link)
haha, I've been so lazy lately I might just develop one. Plus I've got a backlog of Oktoberfest that I'm still working on.

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Re: Is Wayne Dead?
[info]wanusmaximus
2008-12-20 04:40 pm UTC (link)
haha, I have final exams!

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