LoveHateDreamsLifeWorkPlayFriendshipSex ([info]wanusmaximus) wrote,
@ 2008-12-30 10:23:00
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Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)

What is Dihydrogen Monoxide?

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The dangers, uses and potential threats posed by this chemical, Dihydrogen Monoxide, are widespread, and some feel, terrifying. Here is just a small taste of what Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is:

  • Some call Dihydrogen Monoxide the "Invisible Killer"
  • Others think dihydrogen monoxide should be Banned
  • Dihydrogen Monoxide is linked to gun violence
  • Dihydrogen monoxide was found at every recent school shooting
  • Athletes use DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, or DHMO, to enhance performance
  • Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in our rivers, lakes, oceans and streams
  • Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of acid rain
  • Thousands die each year after inhaling dihydrogen monoxide
  • Dihydrogen Monoxide can be deadly
  • Find out the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide

Visit DHMO.org to find out more




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[info]flemco
2008-12-30 03:39 pm UTC (link)
Oh, please. Sure, it causes millions of deaths a year, but I pretty much bathe in that shit daily.

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[info]wanusmaximus
2008-12-30 04:03 pm UTC (link)
I hope for your sake that you are not inhaling it. It kills people!

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[info]flemco
2008-12-30 04:16 pm UTC (link)
Well, duh. You don't fucking inhale it. You wipe it off after it gets on your skin. I hear if you even leave it on there, it'll just evaporate with no ill effects.

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[info]mrmeval
2008-12-31 01:36 am UTC (link)
Lies! What are you a Scientologist?! It's EVIL! PURE UNADULTERATED EVIL! Stop the madness! Do not use DHMO!

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[info]cueball2005
2008-12-30 04:15 pm UTC (link)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

:-/

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[info]neplusultradeus
2008-12-30 06:32 pm UTC (link)
The stunt Penn and Teller did (mentioned in the wiki article) is pretty good. It was part of the Envirowacko "Bullshit" episode IIRC. You should watch the whole episode if you can. Here's a link to just the DHMO part;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw

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[info]elricfate
2008-12-30 04:24 pm UTC (link)
Man, all this shit comes out... and now... h2o ?! ... NOOOO! I LOVES IT! Damn.

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[info]belindashort
2008-12-30 05:18 pm UTC (link)
this post makes me feel dehydrated

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[info]coffeeman
2008-12-30 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Screw all the hype, I will not give up my right to keep and bear DHMO! I'm drinking a big fat glass of DHMO as we speak!

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[info]neplusultradeus
2008-12-31 12:31 am UTC (link)
Dear Sir, you are obviously some sort of hippie liberal with diminished mental capacity.

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[info]jpfuel
2008-12-30 11:02 pm UTC (link)
I work with DHMO all the time.
35 pounds of sodium chloride to one ton of DHMO can cause all kinds of problems.. .The biggest being it's infested the oceans of the world.
Ingestion of NCl/DHMO can cause dehydration in many mammals, including Humans.

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[info]jpfuel
2008-12-30 11:05 pm UTC (link)
oops
that's 35# to 1000#...my chemistry and weights left my brain there.

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[info]neplusultradeus
2008-12-31 12:30 am UTC (link)
Just goes to show you what the effects of too much DHMO can do to you!!! Be Aware!

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[info]jpfuel
2008-12-31 01:58 am UTC (link)
working with 100 pound lots, tons, Metric Tons (1000 kilos, 2200 pounds), KOH, NOH, NClA, et al, can make a dyslexic, dyslexicer

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[info]traveler02
2008-12-31 03:53 am UTC (link)
OH GAWD! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!

On the plus side though, I heard that you can sterilize DHMO by mixing it with 200 proof grain alcohol at a 50:50 ratio.

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[info]neplusultradeus
2008-12-31 11:40 am UTC (link)
I tried taking a shot of 200 proof from a five gallon jug we had in a lab I once worked in. I won't be doing that again!!!

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[info]traveler02
2008-12-31 03:02 pm UTC (link)
Neat is where you went wrong. Cut the potency by half and add flavoring. Look up "Bathtub Gin".

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[info]blackhawk101
2009-01-01 06:38 am UTC (link)
I was just reading the instructions for my SUrefire suppressor and they suggest using DHMO as a means to increase the decible level reduction for a first round shot.

I've also discovered that the use of thermally increased DHMO from an agitatng shower head when combined with soap and the ritually bonded female mating unit (aka wife) within the same splash zone can lead to get down gorilla sex.

DHMO is obviously the debil.

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