LoveHateDreamsLifeWorkPlayFriendshipSex ([info]wanusmaximus) wrote,

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[info]stolenrain

June 12 2007, 17:45:05 UTC 4 years ago

Haha, I saw that picture last night on 4chan and saved it. I thought it was pretty funny.

[info]hkleo_da

June 13 2007, 16:57:14 UTC 4 years ago

1st rule and 2nd rule

[info]stolenrain

June 13 2007, 21:29:44 UTC 4 years ago

what?

[info]neplusultradeus

June 13 2007, 22:36:18 UTC 4 years ago

Third rule; Never ask what Rules 1 and 2 are.

John

[info]stolenrain

June 14 2007, 02:24:47 UTC 4 years ago

I just suspected that I did something "wrong" and wanted clarification. But if its really not anything worth the bother, then I don't really care much about rules 1, 2, or 3 - whatever they may be.

[info]neplusultradeus

June 14 2007, 04:11:56 UTC 4 years ago

Now, now don't be mad :^). I guess I forgot the smiley in my last email :^). Now, I just told you what rule #3 was so you know that one already. I'll tell you #1 and #2. Rule #1; when some geeky Chinese guy says or does something weird it probably means he likes you but doesn't know what to say. Most Chinese guys I've known are just like that. Rule #2; Just because someone (could that be me?) sounds like they know what they're talking about doesn't mean they do, so stand your ground :^)! I'd challenge him by saying something like, "At least I didn't violate rule #3 subsection B!" That would leave "him" wondering what you're talking about. This time I remembered the smilies.

John

[info]stolenrain

June 14 2007, 04:18:35 UTC 4 years ago

No I wasn't angry, I just don't like it when I ask a question about something obscure and then get another obscure response. Its fine though.

Can't say I've heard of any of those rules before, but I'll take your word on it, haha.

[info]neplusultradeus

June 14 2007, 04:55:07 UTC 4 years ago

Oh! You mean you didn't like my smartass comment? I think it would have been funny if I'd remembered to put the smiley on the end. BTW, I have no idea what rules 1 and 2 are either....

John

[info]lonlonmilk

June 14 2007, 06:53:29 UTC 4 years ago

rule 1. do not talk about /b/ etc..

[info]stolenrain

June 14 2007, 14:23:32 UTC 4 years ago

Yea I got it now, I found them. I had completely forgotten about those, to be honest. Though I didn't "technically" talk about it if you all read what I actually said.

[info]neplusultradeus

June 14 2007, 15:07:46 UTC 4 years ago

What?

Note rule #3 :^);

http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=8436735&an=0&page=0

But I still don't know what /b/ is.....

John

[info]rubychai

June 12 2007, 20:44:19 UTC 4 years ago

She is probably not Asian.

[info]wanusmaximus

June 12 2007, 22:19:37 UTC 4 years ago

lmfao.

[info]jigglypuff

June 12 2007, 23:26:43 UTC 4 years ago

Yeah, she looks white to me. Like those really horrible drawings they have in exams that were probably last photocopied in the sixties. I doubt back then they cared about having characters of every colour.

[info]d_lovelady

June 13 2007, 00:33:03 UTC 4 years ago

You'll like these.

http://moogledesu.vox.com/library/post/answers-i-wish-i-thought-of.html

The Jimmy McPhearson one is my favorite.

[info]neplusultradeus

June 13 2007, 18:09:31 UTC 4 years ago

Dear Mr. Chung:

I checked out your livejournal page. I vaguely remember knowing a bunch of giggly asian girls like you and your friends. The were from Vietnam, I met them a few years after the fall of Saigon. That's another interesting story:^). I really liked one of them a lot, her name was Oahn. There was no way that was going to happen though because of her parents. My first experience with Asian racism :^(. I still have the letters she wrote me.

You go to a Bible Study? I don't believe it! I'll test you to see if this is true. Now, no looking the answer up... Let's see, tell me, who cut Sampson's hair?

John

[info]mchung

June 13 2007, 20:25:10 UTC 4 years ago

his wife delilah. :)

[info]mchung

June 13 2007, 20:25:24 UTC 4 years ago

actually jk. didnt she order someone to do it for her?

[info]neplusultradeus

June 13 2007, 21:18:04 UTC 4 years ago

JK? Anyway, methinks someone cheated and looked up the passage :^). When you're at your Bible Study next time ask around and see how many people know the right answer. Why is this? 95% of Christians, that I've talked to, do not know the right answer. Delilah had a servant come in and cut his hair while he slept with his head in her lap.

There's all sorts of examples like this. If Jesus is God and the Bible says God can't be tempted how can Jesus be God? HA! Have fun with that one :^). Of all the people I've asked this only a few have rightfully answered it. And when you think you have the right answer, think again :^). Hint: Part of the answer is the answer to this riddle; How can Jesus be both 100% man and 100% God at the same time?

I enjoy playing with peoples minds. Wait until I start up with Wayne about my anti-western "dating theories" :^).

Hey Wayne, let me know if I'm overstepping proper etiquette with this off-topic conversation :^).

John

Anonymous

June 18 2007, 05:18:24 UTC 4 years ago

Christ, leave her alone. Some people become Christian because they need someone to turn to when they're feeling down (like God, or Jesus), not because they really know what they believe in. Try not to deliberately be an asshole next time. Just because you had a bad experience with Christianity doesn't mean you should make it your mission to drive people away from Christianity with all your riddles and supreme knowledge of the Bible.

kthxbye

[info]neplusultradeus

June 25 2007, 07:50:16 UTC 4 years ago

Oh, how should I answer this? Should I follow the Scriptures in Proverbs 26:4; "Do not answer a fool according to his folly, Lest you also be like him." Or should I answer you like Proverbs 26:5 says; "Answer a fool as his folly deserves, Lest he be wise in his own eyes".... Hmmmm.

Since I consider you a male friend of Mr. Chung I will answer in the former sense. So please consider my niceness a grace, I will ignore your "asshole" comment....

John
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