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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Chiang#Inaccurate_media_reports
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geraldo#Virginia_Tech_massacre_coverage





http://www.ubersite.com/m/100787
http://digg.com/world_news/Xanga_Of_A_Killer
Virginia Tech Aftermath: The Flood

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03.16.2005

And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

My precious, precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of Footprints, it was then that I carried you.

I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind...
'Til I find somebody new

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met.

It's a brand new day ~Valtrex

Keep our memories
Take the best of what we had
Just promise me
You never will forget


Betrayal: No Turning Back by Jack Vettriano

Those who love at first sight are traitors at every glance

The cruelest lies are often told in silence
-Robert Louis Stevenson

LoveHateDreamsLifeWorkPlayFriendshipSex

Do you really think
that love is gonna save your soul

I was only 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean


Contemplation of Betrayal by Jack Vettriano

Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it?, and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one.

Cast me gently into morning for the night has been unkind

Hide behind your smile, all the world loves a clown

I could almost go there
Just to live in a dream

Dance me to the end of love


A Letter of Consequence by Jack Vettriano

"When the music's over, turn out the lights."

Let me be empty
And weightless and maybe
I'll find some peace tonight

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down


Betrayal: First Kiss by Jack Vettriano

Love is an accident, waiting to happen

Desire is a stranger, you think you know

Intimacy is a lie, we tell ourselves








Truth is a game, you play to win

If you believe in love at first sight, you never stop looking.

Tell him, tell him you were foolin'
You belong to me
I've known you from a long time ago, baby
You belong to me
Don't leave me to go to him now

For hating you I blame myself.

denial, anger, depression, bargaining, acceptance



How could you teach him all the things I taught You?



Sure in time our eyes would meet

With an endless desire
I kept on searching
Sure in time our eyes would meet

I knew you were waiting
Knew you were waiting for me

God is closest to those with broken hearts. ~Jewish Saying



"True love stories never have endings"

Vettriano - Back Where You Belong

that which nourshies me, destroys me

Learning to breathe
I'm learning to crawl
I'm finding that you and you alone can break my fall
I'm living again, awake and alive
I'm dying to breathe in these abundant skies


Vettriano - Mind Bending

Oh darling, you're a million ways to be cruel

Sadness flies away on the wings of time. ~Jean de La Fontaine

"Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet."

How could you?
Just leave me and love him out the blue

Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. Just like that, one, two, three, four.

When I give my heart it will be completely
Or I’ll never give my heart
And the moment I can feel that you feel that way too
Is when I fall in love with you.

"Never forget that you must die; that death will come sooner than you expect.... God has written the letters of death upon your hands. In the inside of your hands you will see the letters M.M. It means 'Memento Mori' - remember you must die." ~J. Furniss



The meaning of expensive taste.



my Rock and my Redeemer

Ma? Ya on uppers?

Addiction is an uncontrollable compulsion to repeat a behavior regardless of its negative consequences. A person who is addicted is sometimes called an addict.



Flick, sizzle, snap, suck, slap, rush, sigh and crinkle, sprinkle, flick, drift, suck, sigh...

Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. Just like that, one, two, three, four

Virtuous Pagans, Lust, Gluttony, Avarice, Wrath, Heretics, The Violent, The Fraudulent, Traitors



Light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.


Remember they thought we were too young
To really know what it takes to make it

But we had survived off what we had done
And we could show them all that they're mistaken
But who could have known, the lies that would grow, until we could see right through them

Remember they knew we were too young
We still don't know what it takes to make it

Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more...
Game Over

i love you like a fat kid loves cake

I took a vow that from now on
I'm gonna be my own best friend



You'll always be mine, always and never. Never. The Fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. there's no place in this world for our kind of fire. Always and never.

She smells like angels ought to smell.

Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.
~Nietzsche

little piece of heaven turns too dark

I suppose it is the price of falling in love.



It's a dangerous game with a dangerous name

What kind of fool?

Honesty is such a lonely word.
Everyone is so untrue.



What's the price of love got to do with love
What's the price of love got to do with much

Where were they going without ever knowing the way?

Can't you just forgive me
I don't want to relive all the mistakes
I've made along the way

Maybe I'll wake up for once,

No place for beginners or sensitive hearts

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

Sumo Tonight, brought to you by Asian Trix

We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition. ~Alexander Comfort

Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had.

He is, therefore, the celestial prosecutor, who sees only iniquity.

LOUD BUTTSEX

D'you see this?
This means "NOT WELCOME"

Man must learn to think of these horrible outcomes before he acts selfishly or else... I fear... recording artists will be forever doomed to a life of only semi-luxury.

You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you

Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis

Kyle:	I know that I often have serious moral objections to the things that you do, but... this time I think you really need to reconsider, because if you do this, I believe you will go to hell. So I feel it is my responsibility, as your friend, to tell people what you're doing, and to put a stop to it!
Cartman:	Well, Kyle, I understand where you're coming from, and I appreciate you being so direct. Um, the thing is, you really have kind a warped view on morality because you're Jewish. Now, Kyle, you haven't gone to see Mel Gibson's film, The Passion but-
Kyle:	I didn't come here to talk about The Passion , Cartman!
Cartman:	Let me finish. If you had seen The Passion you would know that Hell is reserved for the Jews, and all those who don't accept Christ. That being the case, it is actually me who is worried about your soul.

And when my love for life is running dry,
You come and pour yourself on me.

Chase the wind and she'll steal you
Trap your heart and you'll never get it
These are the things that I've learned from life

It's a dangerous game with a dangerous name
...but we'll pay the price once more

09.28.2005

Love like you've never been hurt
Love like it will never hurt

When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you.
When you weep, you weep alone.

It feels just like I'm falling for the first time

Take your records, take your freedom
Take your memories I don't need'em
Take your space and take your reasons
But you'll think of me
And take your cap and leave my sweater
'Cause we have nothing left to weather
In fact I'll feel a whole lot better
But you'll think of me

Someday I'm gonna run across your mind
Don't worry, I'll be fine
I'm gonna be alright
While you're sleeping with your pride
Wishing I could hold you tight
I'll be over you
And on with my life
Keith Urban - You'll Think Of Me

Bang bang, that awful sound


Remember that you don't choose love; love chooses you. All you really can do is accept it for all its mystery when it comes into your life. Feel the way it fills you to overflowing then reach out and give it away.

Piece by piece,
Kiss by kiss

After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.

"Wayne filmed Bundy while he was getting laid"

Live for the future
Long for the past

You can't get married! YOU'RE FAGGOTS!!!

"My God, that's tough"
"She stood him up"

Dirty little secret



When it comes to love
There's no easy answer

Good things might come to those who wait
Not to those who wait too late
We got to go for all we know

And then our ties will break,
For your and my own sake,
Just remember,
This is what you chose.
Katie Melua - Piece By Piece

Broken in two
I know You’re on to me
That I only come home
When I’m so all alone
But I do believe

That not everything I gonna be
The way you think it ought to be
It seems like everytime I try and make it right
It all comes down on me
Please say honestly You won’t give up on me
And I shall believe



03.18.2007

Memento mori: A reminder of human failures or errors

Clothes is the fabric that shields your nudity from the world
Heroin is the blanket that shields you from the world

I knew you were waiting
Knew you were waiting for me
With and endless desire
I kept on searching
Sure in time our eyes would meet



Batter my heart, three-personed God; for You
As yet but knock, breathe, shine, and seek to mend;
That I may rise and stand, o'erthrow me, 'and bend
Your force to break, blow, burn, and make me new.
I, like an usurped down, to'another due,
Labor to'admit You, but O, to no end;
Reason, Your viceroy in me, me should defend,
But is captived, and proves weak or untrue.
Yet dearly'I love you, 'and would be loved fain,
But am betrothed unto your enemy.
Divorce me, 'untie or break that knot again;
Take me to you, imprison me, for I,
Except you'enthrall me, never shall be free,
Nor ever chaste, except you ravish me.

Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?


I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart
And tear it apart

I will lie for you
Beg and steal for you
I will crawl on hands and knees until you see
You're just like me

Violate all the love that I'm missing
Throw away all the pain that I'm living
You will believe in me
And I can never be ignored

I would die for you
I would kill for you
I will steal for you
I'd do time for you
I will wait for you
I'd make room for you
I'd sail ships for you
To be close to you
To be part of you
Cause I believe in you
I believe in you
I would die for you
Garbage - #1 Crush

Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time
There's something wrong here, there can be no denying
One of us is changing, or maybe we've stopped trying

Cause we are the ones that want to play
Always want to go
But you never want to stay
And we are the ones that want to choose
Always want to play
But you never want to lose



Why have you forsaken me,
In your eyes forsaken me,
In your thoughts forsaken me,
In your heart forsaken, me

Too much, too little, too late

“Burn the Louvre,” the mechanic says, “and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.”

"To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to be sure to keep it in tact, you must give your heart to no one. Lock it up, safe in the coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless it will change. It will not be broken, but it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable."

...to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer? Will you love her, honor her, comfort her, and keep her in sickness and in health; forsaking all others, be true to her until death do you part?

"I hope one day the character flaws that you are so blinded by come around and bite you in the ass, fool."

"Those Who Love At First Sight Are Traitors At Every Glance"

I suppose it is the price of falling in love

"Never forget that you must die; that death will come sooner than you expect.... God has written the letters of death upon your hands. In the inside of your hands you will see the letters M.M. It means 'Memento Mori' - remember you must die." ~J. Furniss

Become vengeance, David. Become wrath.

"Hell has three doors: lust, rage, and greed." --Bhagavad-Gita

"The Blessed Lord said: Time I am, destroyer of the worlds, and I have come to engage all people." --Bhagavad-Gita 11:32

Butters: I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.
Butters: And then I always get woken up in the morning to my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy?

amor fati

Trial by media is a phrase popular in the late 20th century and early 21st century to describe the impact of television and newspaper coverage on a person's reputation by creating a widespread perception of guilt regardless of any verdict in a court of law.

And so it is
Just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time

Michael, do you believe in God, the Father Almighty -- Creator of Heaven and Earth? Do you believe in Jesus Christ, His only Son our Lord? Do you believe in the Holy Ghost -- the Holy Catholic Church? Michael Francis Rizzi -- do you renounce Satan? And all his works? And all his pomps?

"A friend will get you another drink when you've had too many, a true friend will get you another drink in a sippy cup when you've had a dozen too many."

"A single word of American protest shall be silenced by a thousand Islamic bombs."

"Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England."

I only smoke Pall Mall Cigarettes so I can remember you forty times a day...

Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned

07+1/20

My heart is black and my body is blue
And I'm losing my favourite game







2 * 2 * 2 + 19 + 8 - 4 = 23

Let the whole world fall away
And fall into my arms
Stay with me
I don't know how long we've got left
And so I'm asking you
To forgive me

Work each day
All for nothing at all, at all
And the few words i say
They mean nothing at all at all

Will you walk into the grave with me
Will you leave this empty world
Soft and wistfull
To sink into the dark, dark earth
And never reappear would be blissful

Isn't he the guy
The guy who left you crying
Isn't he the one
Who made you blue...
When you remember those lights in his arms
You know you got to make up your mind

Don't talk, watch! Don't talk, watch! You came here. Watch it. Don't like it? Walk out. We still have all your fucking money!!!



No New Year's Day to celebrate
No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away
No first of spring
No song to sing
In fact here's just another ordinary day

No April rain
No flowers bloom
No wedding Saturday within the month of June
But what it is, is something true
Made up of these three words that I must say to you





Jesus has a very special love for you. As for me, the silence and the emptiness is so great that I look and do not see, listen and do not hear.
— Mother Teresa to the Rev. Michael Van Der Peet, September 1979



Insufficient Data for a Meaningful Answer

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

Cogito ergo sum

"A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in and how many want out. Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom."
-British Prime Minister, Tony Blair

Don't Tase Me Bro!

More Guns, Less Crime

Buckfutters!

Abandon hope all ye who enter here

Not guilty by reason of insanity

Permanent Vegetative State

Stupid Spoiled Whore

Reckless disregard for public safety

Irreconcilable differences

Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?

"It is impossible for that man to despair who remembers that his Helper is omnipotent"

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

MENE, MENE, TEKEL, and PARSIN

"shoulder thing that goes up"

Allahu Akbar: God Is Great

Thus Spoke Zarathustra

Guns don't kill people, well placed shots in vital organs do!

كافر

الله أكبر

καί ὁράω καί ὁράω ἵππος χλωρός καί ὁ κάθημαι ἐπάνω αὐτός ὄνομα αὐτός θάνατος καί ὁ ᾅδης ἀκολουθέω μετά αὐτός καί δίδωμι αὐτός ἐξουσία ἐπί ὁ τέταρτος ὁ γῆ ἀποκτείνω ἐν ῥομφαία καί ἐν λιμός καί ἐν θάνατος καί ὑπό ὁ θηρίον ὁ γῆ

When the Peony blooms, she stands tall. Does she mean no or yes?

I have a secret to tell you. Will you leave with me?

Because in 2046 nothing ever changes.

Friends help you move.
Real friends help you move bodies.

If she got fluff on the muff, she's old enough.

When seconds count, the police are minutes away.

wanusmaximus: "Dude is armed to the teeth."

Who's the fool? The fool himself or the fool that follows the fool?

I didn’t eat that fuckin sandwich or the toielet thing either!

Castle Anthrax

"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." -Alexander Hamilton

There's too many sparkling wiggles at the party.

"If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission and offer my sword to the other side."
-General Ulysses S. Grant

"We also should keep weapons of unusual lethality from being on the street."
-Mitt Romney

"Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements."

"And then I'll say goodbye to your whispers in my dream"







Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
-Dale Carnegie

Love like you've never been hurt
Love like it will never hurt

Faith means not wanting to know what is true.
-Nietzsche

Our ignorance is God; what we know is science.
-Robert Ingersoll

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
-Mark Twain

Tradition becomes our security, and when the mind is secure it is in decay.
-Jiddu Krishnamurti

The constant assertion of belief is an indication of fear.
-Jiddu Krishnamurti

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
-George Bernard Shaw

You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend.
-Richard Jeni

"He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother."

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength

enturbulation

Love is an accident waiting to happen.

Ave! Ave Versus Christus!
Ave Satani!

Sanguis Bibimus.
Corpus Edimus.
Tolle Corpus Satani!
Satani!

No Child Left Unarmed.

Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful. -Warren Buffett

I like my girls like I like my coffee: Ground up and in the freezer.

Fatal hilarity.

"I can't read it, there's no words on it. I don't know what that means, "to play us out"! What does that mean? I can't do it! We'll do it live! WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT! DO IT LIVE! I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCKING THING SUCKS!"
-Bill O'Reilly

I ran for congress and won. Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, and hid her body. What-eva! I'll do what I want!

"Fire will cleanse our sins!!!" -Stan Smith

"DADDY DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!" -O&A
"Do you think that God doesn't like, you know, the homosexual?" -O&A

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.

Touched by His Noodly Appendage

After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.

I AM THE LAW!!!

Justice Scalia: "I am the law."
Justice Kennedy: "I am the law."
Justice Alito: "I am the law."
Justice Scalia: "I am the law."
Justice Stevens: "I am the law."
Chief Justice Roberts: "I am the law."
Justice Ginsberg: "I am the law."
Justice Kennedy: "I am the law."
Justice Breyer: "I am the law."
Justice Scalia: "I am the law."
Justice Souter: "I am the law."
Justice Breyer: "I am the law."
Justice Alito: "I am the law."
Justice Souter: "I am the law."
Chief Justice Roberts: "I am the law."
Justice Scalia: "I am the law."
Justice Kennedy: "I am the law."
Justice Ginsberg: "I am the law."
Justice Stevens: "I am the law."
Justice Thomas: "I am the law."

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

15 minutes of fame, 50 years of commitment.

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Soylent green is people!

Don't Tread On Me

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all a part of the same compost pile."

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

You buy furniture, you tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. buy the sofa, then for a couple of years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled, then the right set of dishes, then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things that you used to own, now they own you.

What we do in life echoes in eternity.

Quis custodiet custodes ipsos?

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

I accidentally a fleshlight--the WHOLE THING!

Pedobear

If you still don’t understand what our children are up against, let me read you something that was posted on our message board, from someone who claims to be a member of a known pedophile network, it said this, 'he does not forgive, he does not forget, his group has over 9000 penises, and they’re all raping children.

What's wrong with the beer we got? I mean, the beer we got drink pretty good, don't it? I ain't never heard nobody complain about the, uh, beer we have. It drink pretty good. Budweiser. What's the names of some of them other beers?

OH GOD! I CAN SEE FOREVER!

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

"What meaning can life have if the future can be dictated by the random chance of this coin? Existence is a vulgar absurdity. ... If a coin flip decides our kickoff, and a kickoff decides the outcome of this game, and the sum of all the outcomes of our games is equal to the sum consequence of your life as a coach, then is not your life no more consequential than the flutter of a tiny metal disk. ... Go out there, give whatever percentage you want, it does not matter. We are but blades of grass tossed to an uncaring wind. All effort is vain, all order an illusion. ... All semblance of order or purpose are symptoms of the sickness in man's ego mad mind. Sense is not possible until the end."

Well mom, apparently butters is gay, finds me very attractive, and, confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor.


You see this, Butters?! It's a glass of milk I poured for myself! And you see this?! It's Hamburger Helper! Now would you mind telling me what Hamburger Helper is doing in this glass of milk?! Why is Hamburger Helper in a glass of milk, Butters?!

The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit the conquered Eastern peoples to have arms. History teaches that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by doing so.

Dihydrogen Monoxide
http://www.dhmo.org/

BETTER NATE THAN LEVER

Together we will live forever

Remember kids:
Two to the chest, one to the head,
Then you can rest, knowing they're dead.

"Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest." — Mohandas Gandhi

If I was in World War Two they'd call me spitfire.

You bastard, you've summoned the fail whale!

God bless our troops. Especially the snipers.

America - We will kill you in your sleep on Christmas.

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